The Hyena and the Chicken :) by Pancake.

Esty's bed time story on 25 -01- 2010

Once upon a time, there was a farmer who had a small farm. He had a few animals on the farm, a cow, a pig, a horse and his most treasured of them all, a chicken...that laid golden eggs! All the other farm animals were jealous of the chicken, but due to her kind nature they also loved her. One day they got together and drew a mind map as to how they could get rid of her golden eggs. "I know *oink* we'll just lock out of the farm!" oinked the pig. "*Neeeigh* we cant do that! she's so nice!" said the horse. "*MOOOOOOOOOOO*!" cried the horse. The two looked at the horse, then continued, "*oink Oink* I know we'll tell her the farmer doesnt like golden eggs so stop!" said the silly piggy. "*NEEEIIGGHH* you really are a silly pig arent you?" said the horse. "*MOOOOOOOOOO*" cried the cow again. "Is that all you ever do?" said the horse. "*Oink* oo i think i stepped on ur poo" said the silly pig. "*MOOOO*" smilled the cow. "DAMNIT GUYS! *Neigh NEigh for goodness sake NEIGH!* I have a plan, we'll put this copper juice into her drink and hopefully she'll lay copper eggs, the farmer wont like that" said the horse. *OINK* *MOOOOOOOOO* *Neiggght* and the animals left to start their dirty deed.

The next day, the chicken woke up and looked at her lovely eggs. *BuBOOOOOOCK!* she scream in utter horror, all her eggs were copper!!! The farmer came running in and saw what had happened. "!%#@$" said the farmer. "I know right?" clucked the chicken. The farmer then left in dismay... The chicken was sooo sad, everyday she tried and tried so hard but always, happiness would not come. Once day a Hyena was passing by and say the chicken crying. *Hahahahahaha* what wrong?" laughed the hyena. "*Bubock!* Dont laugh at me!" snapped the chicken. "*hihihihi* im not laughing, this is just the noise i make" explained the Hyena. "*Cock wobble* really? oh okay..." sighed the Chicken. "*hehehe* whats wrong??" asked the Hyena once more. "Well i used to lay golden eggs now their all copper and I dunno what to do" :( said the Chicken. "*Hahahahaha* well I can help you :D" laughed the Hyena. "*bock* you know ur laughing is getting on my nerves" shot the chicken. "*heh* sorry" sorried the Hyena. "Well try it, try to laugh and lay an egg" said the Hyena. "Are you mad? sigh Okay....Hehehehe *Pop!* OMG its golden!!!" shouted the chicken. In her euphoric state the left the egg and ran to get the farmer, when she came back she found the Hyena had gone and the Golden egg too. The farmer, thinking she had played a joke on him, told her off and went back home. As she walked back to her coop she found the Hyena there with the Golden egg. *BUBBBOOOCK!* "WTH are you doing with my egg you theif!" exploded the chicken. *BWAKAKAKA* " No No No the other animals wanted to steal it so i was protecting it!" argued the Hyena. "Never nay! they'd never steal my eggs, their my friends!" *hohohoho* "okay well here have ur egg but be warned they will try to take it and when they do, just call my name!" and with that The Hyena was off. With all the commotion of one day the chicken fell asleep immediately.

*oink* "shhhhh" *Mooooo* "will you stop mooo-ing"... *BUBOCK!!* "Oh damnit piggy look what you've done"

The chicken opened her eyes and to her horror she say the other animals ganging up on her to steal her Golden egg! *BUBBBOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK* (translation = HYENNAA) and the Hyena came running and bust into the coop full of laughter. *Hahahahahahaha* "I told you so! get away from her you sneaky horse!" shouted the Hyena and with that he leapt and bit the horsie's bumsie. *Neeeeiiiiggghhhh* and off ran the horse into the forest never to return. And as for you piggy! *SQQQUUUUEEELLLLL* "wow thats a first" said the pig and he clumsied his way out into the forest never to return. *hahahahahahaha* "that was me laughing" the Hyena explained to the chicken. "And you mr Cow!" *Mooooooo*. "Oh he's fine! he doesnt do anything but mooo" said the chicken. *hihihihihih* "go on then cow get!" and with that the cow walked out of the coop, maybe to return in the near future.

"OOOOOH Thank you Hyena *KoKo*" said the chicken as she kissed the Hyena. "*AAAAAAA!* its no problem" said the Hyena. *hahaha- ha-ha-ha-ha-ha* laughed the Hyena. the Chicken filled with happiness Burst out in a fit of laughter. *pop* *popopopopopopopopop* in her laughing fit, the Chicken let loose so many eggs and to her surprise they were alll Diamond egggs!!! and at this point in time the farmer had decided to walk in, because of all the rucuss! And when he say the Diamond eggs, He was ecstatic! He told the Hyena to come in and he took the Chicken in as well. And after hearing about what had happened he made a nice warm ber next to the fire place for the Hyena and a coop for the chicken right next to it. And the Farmer, Hyena and Chicken Lived Happily Ever After.

THE END